Dead.

This morning I looked out the kitchen window and could have sworn I saw
the rump of a deer on the ground in the back yard. 
I figured it wasn't a dead deer and didn't think about it again until
I was at my neighbors house that's behind mine
 While we were talking, Annabelle came and told us we 
had a dead deer in our backyard!
I should have gone and checked this morning...
But it gave the neighbors some great drama!
We called to find out what to do with it
and were told to drag it down to the river. 
Gross. 
People swim in that river. 
However I will not be.