Do you have an annoying husband who likes to carry you to the couch, take every blanket in the house and wrap you up in all of them, then put a princess cape over your shoulders, and pour Diet Coke in your mouth with a funnel?
All because you're a little ornery?
(okay, maybe a lot ornery...us girls get that way sometimes)
No? You don't?
Well, I do:
I stayed in that position for two hours and it cured my orneriness.
There is never a dull moment with that man.