The difference between men and women.

Women: 
Would never eat their pet dog, Carl if they were starving and there was absolutely nothing else to eat. They would rather eat a horse (literally).

Men: 
Would most definitely eat their pet dog if they were starving. And they would also eat a horse.
And not feel the least bit guilty about it.


And now you know the topics that are discussed around the Haslem family dinner table.

Comments

Jenée's Blog said…
Hmmm... I don't know.
I tend to agree with the philosophy of a Sister from our ward in Georgia: "Any animal brought into our home is counted as 'Food Storage'." (LOL)
I guess I'm just glad I don't really have to make that decision right now. ;o)
March 12, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Candice and Quinn said…
Haha. Great picture! I honestly don't think I could eat my own dog.. But maybe if I was offered a nice big carl for dinner? Then maybe...maybe..
March 12, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Stephanie C. said…
Ben says that, too! And he loves Jack and I... don't hate him. lol! But if it ever comes to that, I'm dying. I don't think I could kill anything. Except poisionous spiders and flies.
March 14, 2012 at 1:39 PM
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